The Doctor and The Deathly Witch {DW/HP}

Time Crash

The Potter-Black family were hanging out in the console room, the only one member missing was Susan, she was starting to plan her wedding. Eilam and Elysium were standing on both sides of their father, the two five year olds listening intently to the Doctor's teachings. Teddy was slumped into his mother's sides listening to what she was saying about Hogwarts. He would be starting Hogwarts in about a year so he was learning what he could; he was taking over the House of Black in the future, after all. Teddy had also been learning Occlumency and Legilemency by Ivy, knowing it would help in the future, especially if he continued traveling with them. He also wanted to learn it so he could communicate with Padfoot, who was also teaching him what he needed to know to take over the House of Black.

The Doctor was testing the twins memory on what switches did what, when he flipped a lever and suddenly the TARDIS goes crazy, the Doctor grabbing the twins before they could fall and Ivy catching Teddy as Padfoot's claws dig into the grating of the floor. Then a blonde man in a white suit wearing celery appeared in the TARDIS, Ivy looking down in shock while the twins look highly confused.

"Ah, stop it! What was all that about, eh? Eh? What's your problem?" the Doctor questioned the TARDIS as the other man says, "Right, just settle down now." The two moved around the console bumping into each other, "So sorry," the man in white said.

"What?" the Doctor said, finally seeing the other man.

"What?" the other says back.

"What!" they both said in shock, "Ivy?" Ten turned his head to look at his wife who still looked surprised. "Yeah, I'm seeing him too," she said.

"Who are you both, and those three?" Celery Man asked as Eilam whispered into his sister's ear, "Mommy said one of Daddy's previous faces wore celery," making his sister not seem so confused. When they started learning about timelines and Time Lords running into themselves, they saw their dad's eyes light up in recognition, they had been told the oldest version of the Time Lord is the one who remembers.

"Oh, brilliant," Ten said, smiling at his younger self, "I mean, totally wrong. Bit emergency, universe goes bang in five minutes, but, brilliant," Ten said.

"I'm the Doctor. Who are you?" Celery Man, or Five, asked.

Ten just nods still smiling, "Yes, you are. You are the Doctor."

Five looks at him suspiciously, "Yes, I am. I'm the Doctor."

Ten gives him a goofy smile, "Oh, good for you, Doctor. Good brilliant old you," he said.

"Is there something wrong with you?" Five glared, hearing the white haired woman snort. 'Why were the portraits moving though?' he thought.

"Oh, there it goes, the frowny face. I remember that one. Mind you, bit saggier than I was," Ten was rubbing Five's cheeks, "Hair's a bit greyer," then he was messing with Five's hair, "That's because of me, though. the two of us together has shorted out the time differential. Should all snap back in place when we get you home. Be able to close that coat again. But never mind that," Ten says, looking back at Five who was trying to close his coat, "Look at you! The coat, the crickety cricket stuff...the stick of celery," he adds, still questioning his fashion choices, "Yeah. Brave choice, celery, but the fair play to you. Not a lot of men can carry off a decorative vegetable," Ten critiqued Five's appearance.

"Or a jacket that looked a rainbow threw up on it," Ivy mumbled, hearing small giggles from her children.

"Shut up!" Five snapped at Ten, taking his hat off, he had no idea what the woman was talking about but he had a feeling he shouldn't shout at her. "There is something very wrong with my TARDIS, and I've got to do something about it very, very quickly, and it would help, it really would help if there wasn't some skinny idiot ranting in my face about every single thing that happens in front of him!"