Catbur Soot (Not a furry)

CATNIP!!!!!

"Soooooot!" Tommy called into his room. "Sooooooooot! Are you in here?" 

Soot mrrrowed, sleepy. He'd been having a nice nap in Tommy's clean clothes he'd had yet to fold and just sort of stuffed into his closet. They were nice and warm, and Soot enjoyed snuggling in them. 

"Soot!" Tommy shouted, opening the closet door. "You know you're not supposed to be in my closet. Or in my clothes! Get out of there!" Tommy picked up the cat and shut the door with his foot. He set Soot down on the carpet in an empty spot and Soot meowed angrily. "Yeah yeah." Tommy rolled his eyes. "I got you something, so hush you." 

Tommy pulled out a leafy plant that smelled super nice, at least to Soot. "Look! It's catnip!" Tommy said. "Cats like that, right?" 

He pulled off a few stalks and handed them to Soot. "Here bud, just try it." 

Soot sniffed it warily, then chomped into the leaves. He reveled in the taste of the juices and purred. 

Tommy laughed. "You like that huh?" 

Soot purred again, winding around Tommy's legs. Tommy crouched to pet his ears, and Soot purred some more. 

But as time went on, Soot started to feel more and more energetic. Not exactly sure why, he sprinted down the hall, into the living room. 

Technoblade jumped, his ears pricking. "Geez Soot! What's up with you?" 

Soot meowed at him, hopping onto the couch and running around it. Techno followed the blur of a cat with his eyes, slightly terrified. He had no idea why Soot was acting this way. 

Soot dashed down the hallway, sprinting in circles around Tommy's room. Tommy's eyes widened. "Soot? Are you okay?" he asked. 

Soot licked the blonde's face rapidly a few times, and Tommy giggled as the cat sprinted off. "What is up with you?" he wondered. 

Soot raced down the stairs, into Phil's office. "Soot? Are you alright?" Phil asked. 

Soot spun circles round his carpet. Phil attempted to lean over and pet the cat, who only raced back upstairs, into the front room. He ran around for a bit longer before going into the kitchen and hopping up on the counter. He accidentally ran into a bowl, making it crash loudly onto the floor. 

"Soot?" Tommy demanded, running into the kitchen. 

Soot, coming off of his high, started yawning. He hopped off the counter and stumbled towards Tommy. Techno and Phil were right behind the little boy. "What did you give him?" Techno asked. 

"I didn't give him shit, bitch!" Tommy denied. 

"Tommy!" Phil cried. "Language!" 

"Well I didn't!" 

Phil sighed. "It looks like one of you  gave him catnip. Tommy?" 

"Oh." Tommy said quietly. "I didn't realize it would do that!" 

Phil ran his hand through his hair. "How much exactly?" 

"Just a few stalks!" Tommy exclaimed. "I didn't think it would do anything!" 

Techno sighed. "That's way too much!" he cried. 

"Well I didn't know that!" 

Phil sighed, petting Soot, who was now passed out in Tommy's arms. "Just... let him sleep it off, okay?" 

"Okay!" 

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"Look Soot! I'm sorry, but my ten year old brother sucks at baths, and you need one!" 

Technoblade tried once more to get Soot to go in the bath. The cat clung stubbornly to the sides of the tub. They tried the shower, but he just ran around the floor of the shower and Techno's feet were now all clawed up. 

So this was the only other option. 

"Soot! Go in the bathtub!" Techno shouted. 

Tommy knocked on the door. "How's it going?" he asked, shifting into a raccoon. 

"Tommy! You're a genius!" Techno cried. Before the blonde could shift back or protest, Techno had him by the back of the neck. He dropped the blonde in the bathtub. The splash made Soot stiffen, losing his grip on the tub. "Perfect." Techno grinned. "Now you're both getting a bath." 

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Okay, we will have angst and plot as soon as I get back from my trip. I promise! 

Stay safe, stay happy stay kind (trying to publish this before the class ends dudududu)

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-Themidnightstorm!!!