Destiel One Shots

Destiel Texts

A/N: Thank you to keekeebeary for this idea.

Key:

Dean

Cas

Sam

Savannah

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May 16, 2015
2:37p.m.

Hey Cas.

Hello Dean

I just wanted to say that you're a great friend.

That means a lot Dean. Is that all?

No, I just- You want to go for dinner sometime?

Like a friendly get together? Are Sam and Savannah coming as well?

No Cas, like a date. Would you like to go on a date with me?

I didn't know you liked me in that way. I would love to go out on a date with you.

Good. How about tonight?

I shall meet you at the bunker.

See you tonight

In a separate chat...

Why did I hear you squealing?

Because Dean just asked Cas out!

Quit with the screaming, I'm halfway across the bunker and I can still hear you.

Sorry.

Just don't keep screaming.

I won't. But aren't you glad the two got their acts together?

Definitely. I was going insane with all the eye fucking going on.

Let's only hope for the best.

Yeah...

May 20, 2015
11:59p.m.

I am a scarred child.

What happened?

So, I was returning from my late night supply run. Beers. I got Dean pie. Anyways, I see a series of clothes leading to the living room. Shoes, then socks, then a trench coat, then shirts, then pants and boxers.

And???

They were going at it, on the couch. Dean was a bottom. And I have to claw my eyes out because that is more than I ever wanted to see.

At least you never walked in on Dean having a threesome with twins.

Our brother is a god damn whore sometimes.

Didn't you say that about me?

Well, no. You've been with less people than Dean has. And I'm not going to count supernatural partners, so yeah, you barely slept with anyone compared to him.

Anyways, considering you saw that? Do you need therapy?

Yes. Terribly.

Let's go get you ice cream and sign up for therapy.

They're still going at it! I'm not going back out there!

Can't you ignore it and run?

No!

Good lord Savannah.

May 21, 2015
6a.m.

Uh, you okay? Sam told me you walked in on me and Cas.

No, I am not okay. Also, mental scarring aside, you're a bottom?

Really Savannah? How are we even related.

At least I'm not a whore.

Hey! Watch your tongue!

Sorry! But you've been with more woman than days of the year. And still, probably more than twice that amount.

Well, I actually like Cas, so, it's not going to be like past relationships.

Lisa and Cassie were the only people I saw you bother with a relationship with. You couldn't give a crap about Anna, and you striked out with Jo.

Hey! Don't make me feel like crap!

Sorry.

Anyways, are you going to come out of your room anytime soon?

No. Dean, I'm a mind reader and Cas is here. I do not want to hear your dirty thoughts, or see any memories. So, I'm staying in my room.

Over dramatic much. Sam will bring you something. That's okay right?

Yes. He hasn't mentally scarred me.

Bitch.

Jerk.

You are becoming a mini Sam.

Fuck you.

Love you too sis.

June 1, 2015
12:00p.m.

Cas, why are you so distant lately?

Dean, someone caught us having intercourse, I'm a bit embarrassed.

Cas, don't be. It's my fault we didn't take it to my room.

But, still.

Cas, Sam and Savannah are off getting ice cream, come over. I miss you.

Fine.

I love you.

I love you too Dean.

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A/N: sorry it's short, but to be fair, it is texting.