Cover art is not mine
You are Barney's adopted older sister (only buy a month) you and him found a poster for a job at dead end you head down there but once you get down there you find a demon? Read to find out what happens next!
Hey guys! Before anything, tysm for 2k reads. I did not think I'd ever get this much. I'm forever grateful for all the love and support.🥹
That being said, I have horse back riding lessons every Saturday at 4:30 so I've decided I'm probably not gonna do chapters on Saturday unless I really feel like it.
But! I decided to do a few skits of y/n and Courtney cuz why not.
Disclaimer: these are not my original ideas. I copied these from YouTube. Sorry if that's petty but I thought it'd be funny. Lemme know if you want more of these in the future or if this was stupid and I should never do it again.
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Old lady: My goldfish died, and I felt like I lost a part of me. *Cheeks jiggle*
Courtney: *Stifled laughter*
Y/n: *Elbows her* We're very sorry to hear that ma'am.
Old lady: I had to flush him down the toilet. *Cheeks jiggle*
Y/n: *WHEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZ*
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Courtney: I've set up an excellent trap according to holiday traditions. It's highly devious. When my girlfriend walks through the threshold, she'll be ensnared within its nefarious clutches! 😈
Y/n: *walks through doorway* "whatcha up to?"
Courtney: *smirks at mistletoe and pecks your lips* Gotcha! 😏
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Y/n: Happy Valentine's Day, my love. *Hands Her a box of chocolates*
Courtney: Awwww, happy Valentine's Day to you too.
Also Courtney: Has several arrows in her chest.
Y/n: OH MY GOD. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO YOU?!
Courtney: I'm so smitten for you, cupids arrow has penetrated my heart.😍
Y/n: Yeah, ok. I'm just gonnaaaaaaaaa call logs.
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Y/n: *Proudly wears a moon bow clip*
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Courtney: Hey! Why's the moon in your hair got a chunk out of it, when crescent moons are just a moon with a shadow on it, huh?
Y/n: Heaven forbid i wanna be cute! Sheesh! *shoves her*
Courtney: hahahahaha!
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Courtney dressed up in angel costume: Ha! Classic Halloween costume idea. Dressing as something totally different than you.
Y/n: Almost ready!
Courtney, a blushing mess: Ok! Ooooh, I bet she's gonna wear something hot, dark, sexy-
Y/n: *walks out in a Angel costume*
Courtney: GO CHANGE!
Y/n: Nooooooo! Let's be twinsies. 🥺
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Y/n: *dead asleep*
Tv: switches on
Saw: Hello, y/n. I've captured your dear girlfriend, Courtney. *reveals Courtney chained to a chair*
Y/n: oh no!
Saw: In order to save your girlfriend you need to cut off a-
Y/n: *throws arm* Here! Now let my girlfriend go!
Saw: Oh, Jesus! I was gonna say like a finger or something... but that works. Ok, I'm releasing your girlfriend. *Nervously fumbles with keys*
Y/n: *rips out eyeball* I said let my girlfriend go!
Saw: Woah! Ok, yeah, that's what I'm doing! You can stop now. *Frantically unlocks chains*
Y/n: *lays head on guillotine* I'D DO ANYTHING FOR YOU COURTNEY-
