Kaveh: thats Why rooming with Alhaitham is the worst! Oh! And another thing, he's been wearing my LIMITED EDITION weasel House slippers!
Tighnari: Ughhh, stop complaining about Alhaitham
Cyno: Besides, Why would He wear your slippers? He's so much richer than you. If he wanted, he could buy thousands of them.
Kaveh: OOH UGHH (Idfk some groan ☠️☠️) On top of EVERYTHING else, I think I'm Getting Sick...
Cyno: At The mention of Alhaitham Maybe...
Tighnari: Hahaaha, *clear your fucking throat Moss* Kaveh! As a forest watcher, I've seen my fair share of ailments. If you'd like, With Cyno's help I can diagnose you.
Kaveh: Do you think this is something serious!? Tell me what you see!
Tighnari: Hmm... (Singing) Cheeks are sunken, like an old man's as he dies!
Kaveh: What!?
Tighnari: And from the bulging of your eyes, you've got the most severe of cases!
Kaveh: That's just how my face is...
Tighnari: Posture shrunken, Nausea is your new routine
Cyno: It's up to us to interveneee!
Cynari: And shed a light on what your symptoms mean!
Tighnari: All the indicators tell us, you're jealous!
Kaveh: Huh!?
Tighnari: It's safe to say Alhaitham's great renown, in teyvat brings you down!
Cyno: They tell us, you're jealous. You're diagnosed let's toast to nature's laws, your symptoms have a cause.
Kaveh: This is crazy! What makes you think I'm jealous of Alhaitham
Cyno: (rap) It's his look. It's his vibe. It's his status as a scribe! Bet you nag him like a spouse because you can't afford his house.
Moss/Ying: hey!
Cyno: It's the "clap clap clap" He got as the acting grand sage. Do you "snap snap snap" because his youth reminds you of your age? Turn the page, it could be the way that you want his wage since you're always short of mora. You know debt like I know flora, for a second just reflect and respect our intellect, our theory isn't off the cuff its obvious-
Kaveh: I've had enough!!
Bartender: Fellas, he's jealous
Kaveh: Oh come on.
Bartender: No wonder why! If I was broke as you, I'd feel pathetic too!
Cyno: As clue accrue
Cynari(and the bartender ig): They tell us, you're jealous, you're diagnosed, let's toast to nature's laws. Your symptoms have a cause.
Tighnari: You've been in, denial! A while. but it'd be best if you confessed the way you really feeeeeeelllll
Cynari: You'd share it, we'd hear it, your spirit, would soaarrrr
Choir: oooooh, oooooh, oooooooh
Tighnari: There's no need to conceal, what could help you to heeeaaaeaeeaeallll (heal)
(pause)
Everyone: Sooo teeellllllllllll ussssssss, you're jeeeeaaaallllouuussss, we're zeeeaaaaalllllous, cause we've been there before! You'd share it, we'd hear it, your spirit, will soar! Tell us, you're jealous
Tighnari: The truth is, a useful tool!
Everyone: Tell us, you're jealous!
Cyno: Let's move on, so we can duel!
Everyone: Tell us, you're jealous, you don't have to play pretend! Tell us, you're jealous, or this song, will neverrr ennnnnnnndddddd!
Kaveh: I'm jealous!
Alhaitham: I knew it.
Kaveh: ALHAITHAM!?
Cynari: YAY!
