You were a prodigal assassin. The best of the best. The body count of criminals were indescribable. Even in off duty, you kill scumbags. But your life came to an end. Plus instead of going to Heaven, you got drag down to Hell. Ain't that a bitch?
PS...
Today was just another day like any other. Hunting down Sinners. I told Alastor I was back but didn't see him. Must be busy with his daily rounds. Was I worried about him or curious if he's up to something? It could be the ladder.
???: "AAAIIIIIEEEEOOOOUUUGH!!!!!"
*BANG BANG RATATATATATATATA*
Plus my body was still drained from the other night with Charlie and Vaggie after they learned about what me and Lilith been doing. They understood the reasons why it was just they needed attention too. My God am I a polygamous? That's either good or extremely bad! If it's the latter, then at least those 2 won't have to put up with me and craziness. Oh shit, I'm gettin' off topic.
Where was I? Right.
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This one. Been on my Shit List for sometime. Not only it's been killing in the Living, 'Mr. Smiley' here has the ability to posses but also morph into another after so many lives taken and strangely enough, Alastor once had it for his little circus. Fortunately I know how to deal with this. I summoned a circle beneath it where ethereal serpents pierced through it's body, forming a gagged binds all around, locking it away in the deepest bowels of Hell. It's own eternal Damnation. It's screams were wonderful.
*Phone rings*
(Y/N): "Yeah?"
Blitzø: "Hey champ! What's cookin'? Listen long story short, I need your help. My client, Stolas--surely you remember him--is being kidnapped by one my personal enemies. His name is Striker. He is a-"
(Y/N): "A cowboy Imp who once try and assassinate Stolas. I heard everything from Loona. Although I know you can handle him right?"
Blitzø: "True but he's with someone."
(Y/N): "Who?"
Blitzø: "Remember that jacked-up slasher we got away but also hunt you down in some dubstep pornshop you call a club?"
(Y/N): "Massacre?!"
Blitzø: "Massacre? Wait that's his name?"
(Y/N): "I'm heading over there right now."
Massacre...one and only ONE who got away. Thanks to Chapel's interference, he somehow got spliced with Hellspawn DNA! I honestly thought he's dead after destroying Black Reign but he isn't. I got on my bike and rode at high-speed sensing him shouldn't be to hard. FUCK!
