There's Something About Maron

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Turtle: The following is a non-profit fan-based parody. DragonBall, DragonBall Z, and DragonBall GT are all owned by FUNimation, Toei Animation, Fuji TV, and Akira Toriyama. Please support the official release.

"Oh boy, what's going to happen to Turtle?" Amy asked, concerned

"Forget that, isn't that Garlic Jr?!" Nora said, shocked

"Yes, wow he's actually back, now I'm curious." Sonic said, thinking

We come to a rainy area where the Spice Boys are approaching a group of innocent people.

"This isn't creepy at all." Yang joked.

Old Man: No! Please! Leave us alone! We were just renting this house! We never meant to--

Then everyone get killed by the Spice Boys, who all bow down do Garlic Jr.

"And dark too." Carol added.

"Looks like Garlic Jr has got some new henchmen." Tails said, concerned

"But are they stronger than the old henchman is the question." Nine said, thinking

Garlic Jr.: (thinking) Yes! Though this rain may wash these fools away, the blood that soon shall flow no storm shall meet the task! I will cover this world in a darkness so thick and chilly, the only rival shall be the hell in which I spent all those years. (shows a flashback of Garlic Jr. falling into the Dead Zone) Brace your bitter selves, you worms, for I, Garlic Jr., shall soon rule you all!!

"Well, this is bad, he's technically still immortal so he's going to be hard to take down without Goku." Espio said, thinking.

"I'm sure they can handle him, somehow." Ren said, nodding

"Wait, how did he escape the Dead Zone? I thought the movies weren't connected to the series." Ruby wonders with concern.

"I doubt that it really matters, Red." Roman stepped in. "It's possible that this episode will explain."

Episode 31 Opening Sequence

'Woah, this looks...interesting." Yang said, giggling

"Yeah, not sure on the parts with the woman in the swim suit though, definitely a unique take for it." Jaune said, blushing.

We open somewhere underwater

Blake's eyes widened with excitement as she witness' tuna fish, even drooling over just how big the fish even are on the screen.

Documentary Narrator: In the great lakes near Mount Paozu, there is a breed of Pauzu tuna clinging at life in its saltwater habitat.

"What is this, a fishing documentary? I want to see action?" Nora cried out.

Documentary Narrator: Fished near to extinction by the inhabitants, they are slowly making headway back to a sustainable population. (shows Gohan swimming underwater and punching one fish out of the water, along with three more following suit)

"Much better!" the hammer-wielder cheered,

Documentary Narrator: Oh, sweet salty Christ, no...

"Get rekt, bro." Manic chuckled.

"Welp, so much for them rising back from extinction then." Sonia said, giggling. "Poor fish."

Gohan emerges from the water.

Krillin: Hey, Gohan! Goin' fishing?

Gohan: Yep! With Dad gone, I'm the breadwinner now!

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