Sonic, Freedom Planet and RWBY react to DBZA - The Final Season

Cell Mates

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We cut to crowd, and everybody is shocked to see Mr. Satan hurt.

Jimmy Firecracker: (offscreen) Ladies and gentlemen at home... (starts sobbing) Mr. Satan, our champion... (onscreen at the arena, shocked) IS DEAD!

"Wow, who saw that coming?" Scourge sarcastically gasped, not caring for Mr. Satan's death in the slightest.

"Doesn't this make his daughter a legit orphan like Cell said in the last episode?" Sonic wondered.

"If she is, she's better off with a normal family rather than a cocky and suicidal one." Shadow said.

We cut back to crowd, a riot starts, people are breaking glass, robbing banks and stores, crashing into buildings and involved in shootouts with police, some are scared.

Police Officer: (over loudspeaker) Please go back to your home, and stay there peacefully!

We cut back to Cell Games arena, Jimmy is shocked.

Vegeta: (offscreen) AAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Mr. Satan: (is shown on the ground, covering his face in pain) What happened? Did I kill him...? Did my punch destroy the ring? Is this my blood?

"He's alive??" Oscar said, surprised.

"He may not be Frieza, but MAN is he tough as hell." Qrow said, slightly impressed.

Goku: Oh good, he's alive.

Vegeta: One thing... I wanted one thing today!

"You and me both." Shadow admits.

Piccolo: What about killing Cell?

Vegeta: Would you believe me if I said this was more important?

Tien: I'd be shocked otherwise.

Mr. Satan walks over to Jimmy while holding his head.

Jimmy Firecracker: Mr. Satan! D-did you die? 

"He's standing right in front of you." Spade deadpans.

"Maybe he's a ghost." Carol giggled.

Jimmy Firecracker: If so, you have officially beaten Jesus' respawn time! Can you tell us what happened out there?

Mr. Satan: Magnets...

"I'm sorry, what?" Lilac asked with confusion.

"Magnets??" Neera repeated, confused.

Jimmy Firecracker: How does that work?

Mr. Satan: (drowsily) There were magnets under the ring; the tiles, and uhh... When I went for my punch, I must've--they must've turned it on, and I went flyin' cuz of all the iron in muh blood cuz I eat my spinach.

"Who the hell would buy something like that as an alibi?" Coco wondered.

We cut back to crowd, Mr. Satan hopes they believe him.

"What kind of dumbass would take that at face-val-" Knux began, who was interrupted by some random guy.

Random Dude: That makes sense!

"Oh, right, that dumbass." The red echidna finishes.

OPENING SEQUENCE

We cut to the arena.