Sonic, Freedom Planet and RWBY react to DBZA - The Final Season

The Trouble With Time Travel

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"Huh, it's been a while we last heard from Oolong." Ruby mention.

"As if anyone would want to see that perverted pig." Weiss sassed with everyone women agreeing with her.

We cut to the androids flying through a snowy landscape.

Android 18: Seriously, can we speed this up? It's cold as tits up here.

Lilac raised an eyebrow. "You're an android. How do you get cold."

"Well they did start off as humans when Dr. Gero stole their lives and made them like that." Theo responded. "So you can say that most of their human traits are still there."

Android 17: You know, maybe if you stopped whining and helped me look, we'd... Oh! Oh, look! There's one! There's... (sees it's a pink van with the words "LUCKY FOODS" written on the side) Actually, second thought, we don't have to steal the first one we see...

Android 18: Oh, I'm sorry. I can't hear you over your welching.

Mercury snickered. "I'm starting to like this girl."

Android 17: Ugh, whatever. (flies down)

We cut to the owners of the van outside getting coffee.

Chuck: So, Jones, uh, how's the wife and kids?

Jones: Still dead, Chuck. Been four months.

Chuck: Oh... 

"Awkward..." Yang whispers. 

Chuck: I am terrible at small talk.

Jones: Yes, you are. Huh? (notices the androids in front of the van)

Android 17: (opens the back of the van) Huh... Lucky Foods. Kind of ironic.

Jones: Uh, young man? Need you to stay out of our van!

Android 17: All right, guys, we're takin' the van. (Android 16 picks up the van) No, buddy, we're gonna drive it.

Android 16: Oh. (puts the van back down) Sorry.

"Don't worry, big guy, you'll get there." Sonic encourages.

Android 17: It's cool. Now you have a place to sit.

Android 16: Affirmative. (gets inside the back of the van) Shotgun.

Android 17: Not quite what that means, but hey, keep tryin', man.

"It means the first person gets to sit next to the driver." Tails responded.

Android: (gets inside the van alongside his sister and starts the engine) Bitchin'. Next stop: Casa de Goku.

Android 18: How 'bout no. New clothes first, Goku's casa second.

Android 17: *scoffs* Women. Am I right, 16?

The female audience scowled at that comment.

Android 16: Confirmed. She is female.

Manic chuckled, shaking his head. "Keep learning, 16."

Android 17: *laughs* She is... (the androids drive off)

OPENING SEQUENCE

We cut to Krillin, Trunks, and Tien flying in the sky.

Krillin: You know, I should have brought this up earlier, but we should probably move Goku before the androids get to his house.