Sonic, Freedom Planet and RWBY react to DBZA - The Final Season

Cell Service

After a couple of hours, everyone seemed to have calmed down, with a few still shaken up a bit.

Lucy pressed the button, starting the episode.

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Ruby gulped. "Is Piccolo gonna be alright?"

"I don't know, sis." Yang responded. "He's facing that ugly creature."

"Meh, I've seen worse." Sonic comments, referring to Dark Gaia.

We cut to Piccolo confronting the mysterious creature responsible for the disappearance of nearly all of the population at Ginger Town.

Piccolo: What the hell is going on here?

"That's what we want to know." Lilac said, concerned.

Creature: (laughs) Let's answer your question with another question...

"W-what question... ?" Amy asked, scared.

Piccolo: Yeah? And what's tha--

Creature: WANNA SEE ME DRINK THIS GUY?! (sticks his tail into the man, who starts screaming)

"BY THE BROTHERS!" Jaune screamed out in fear. While most of the audience cried out in fear.

OPENING SEQUENCE

We cut to the creature absorbing the screaming man.

Nail: (Ugh, oh God... I-I think I'm gonna puke.)

"Me too." Carol said, looking a little green. 

"I-is it physical p-possible to have a m-mind vomit?" Penny asks, while witnessing the man being melted/absorbed.

Piccolo: (thinking) You can't puke, you're in my--

The sound of vomiting is heard

Kami: (Oh good lord, it's everywhere!)

"A-apparantly so, P-Penny." Pyrrha shakingly answers.

Creature: (finishes absorbing the guy) Ah... So, Piccolo... What brings you to my neighborhood?

"How does he know Piccolo's name??" Silver shockingly asked, wondering who or what this creature is.

Piccolo: I sensed a disturbance.

Creature: Well I am pretty disturbing! 

"Understatement of the Year." Weiss remarks. 

Creature: Remember that time I drank that guy? That was f**king weird.

"Horrifying is more like it." Velvet corrected, worried.

Piccolo: So I take it you're the one who exterminated this entire city, then?

Creature: Oh, no, no, that was another guy. His name was "Shit Sherlock", first name "No".

There was a slight chuckle coming from Yang, thinking that no one would hear her. How unfortunate she was as her teammates/friends eyed her with disappointment.

Piccolo: Why? Just, why?

Creature: Well, three reasons: first, I was asleep for like, four years, and I am understandably hungry. 

"Sounds reasonable." Roman admits. 

"Don't encourage him." Eggman deadpans.

Creature: Two, there's nothing more satisfying than the rush I get from watching a person disappear.