Cell-Out: Part 3

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Trunks: (gets a hole blasted through his chest) Gah!

Vegeta gasps in shock as Trunks hits the ground.

"Perfect" Cell: Aw, shit that was meant to Tien! That's my B! It's just so hard to parse your power levels anymore. You're all so weak!

"He's like a fucking cockroach, coming back for more." Yang complained in annoyance and anger.

Yamcha: Guys! Cell's back!

"No shit, Sherlock!" Knuckles retorts. "EVERYONE can fucking see him!"

"How the hell is he still alive??" Carol questioned in disbelief. "No one could destroy a blast like that."

"Perfect" Cell: Thanks, Yamcha. But I see those shocked expressions of yours. Brains wracking over how I'm back, and better than ever! 

"Yes, you're more perfect than before." Weiss sarcastically stated. "But explain HOW you're still here."

"Perfect" Cell: And it all lies within my body. A nucleus ever so small but frighteningly powerful and lucky me, it survived my little kamikaze. Although Goku did not... But the most important part is: my inherited Saiyan biology--thanks dads---gave me a boost in my power. Returning me not only to my perfect form, but a form even greater than before. I...am now...

Yamcha: Perfect-er Cell!

"Seriously, Yamcha." Sonic deadpans. "You could of called him 'Super Perfect Cell' or 'Full Power Cell'."

"Perfect-er" Cell: Okay. Yamcha, accurate, but tone it down.

"Welp, guess Yamcha used up what little usefulness he had." Tails mentioned.

Krillin: Hey Gohan, if you knock him in the gut again, you think he'll pop out a second 18? Asking for a friend...

"First; not the time, Krillin."  Amy scolded. "Second; He can't pop out another 18 because there isn't."

Gohan: RrrrAAAAAHHH!! (transforms back into a Super Saiyan 2) I'm not even mad you're still alive. I've got some shit to work through...

"Perfect-er" Cell: Aww, is the cat in the cradle? Here, let me put you in a grave.

Vegeta gets over his shock and growls at "Perfect" Cell.

"Wow, he's hitting the stage of grief fast." noticed the cat Faunus.

Trunk: (weakly) Help... (Vegeta gasps) Help...! Someone...help...me... Plea-- Bluh-hagh! (coughs up blood as Vegeta watches in horror)

Yamcha: Trunks! (runs up to Trunks' body) Don't worry, buddy. I've been where you are. We're gonna get you a Senzu Bean and... He's dead. He's dead... 

Most of the audience felt sadness wash off them over Trunks' death, 

Yamcha: I've been there too, I guess. Although, honestly the afterlife part isn't too bad. The whole dying part of it is...haunting... Everything just kind of slows down and you feel yourself slip the mortal coil... (Vegeta clenches his fist) 

Jaune noticed Vegeta clenching his fist and got worried. "Vegeta no..."

Yamcha: To this day I...still wonder if I've ever been brought back or if I'm still in the process of dying, you know?

Krillin: Oh my God, someone finally put it into words!

Yamcha: Is it any easier the second time?

Krillin: Believe it or not, it's worse.

Vegeta: MY BABY BOOOOOOY! (charges at "Perfect" Cell and turns Super Saiyan)

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