Cyprus

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Natsuhime : LOOK AT HIM, Cyprus looks like Egypt and Greece's love child, am I the only one who sees IT?!?!
Bulgaria : Well, they kinda look alike, but I'm sure that they're brothers.
England :And how will they have a child?! They're both men.
Natsuhime : Are you questioning my logic?
Bulgaria : What Arthur said does make sense...
America : Dude, with the power of true love you can do anything.
England :Have you been watching Once Upon A Time again?
America : Um... n..yes *walks away*
Natsuhime,  Bulgaria, England : *argue about everything *
Egypt : *walks to Greece*Psss, I think they're on to us.
Greece: I think it's about time to tell Cyprus.
Egypt : You didn't tell him that WE'RE HIS BIOLOGICAL PARENTS?!?!
Natsuhime, Bulgaria, England :*horror stares**gasp*
Egypt : Did I just say it louder than I intended?
Natsuhime, Bulgaria, England : *nodding slowly*
Egypt : Opps...
Cyprus: * waves of depression * I knew it. I'm the son of a moron and a retard.

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