Hetalia Ships/ Randomness [Completed]

Fem!Egypt x Turkey (child Greece)......

Natsuhime: Look at that pic and don't you dare say that it's not cute *^*

Greece: Is that me? 0.0

Bulgaria: No, it's the neighboors. -.-" Yeah, dumbass, that's you.

Greece: Excuse you, but you don't have to be rude. *pets cat*

Turkey: *takes cat and hides it* I have succesfuly captured the thing that Greece loves most!

Greece: GIVE THAT BACK. O^O

Turkey: Um, no, I take it, I keep it.

Fem!Egypt: Boys, stop fooling around. *smiles at Turkey*

Turkey: *waves of depression* Y-yes, mam... *gives back kitty*

Egypt: *apears out of nowhere* 

Fem!Egypt: *frowns at Egypt* *mockingly laughs at him* You look hideous!

Egypt: I'm afraid you are mistaken *cough cough* I'm not a mirror.

Bulgaria: *O* *gasp*

Greece: *lighting gasp*

Turkey: *manly gasp*

France: *fabulous gasp*

England: *eyebrowic (?) gasp*

America: *heroic gasp*

Serbia and Macedonia : *drunk gasp*

Fem!Egypt: OHH! *acts offended* Sorry, but if you were a mirror, you'll be broken a lond time ago with all those faces surrounding you.

France: Did you just say I'm ugly, mon ami?

Fem!Egypt: Someone call a doctor!

Turkey: Why?

Fem!Egypt: I belive we have a deaf.

France: T^T I hate you.

Fem!Egypt: If you hated me, then why did you fight with England over me? *raises eyebrow*

Egypt: Um....If you don't shut it, I believe all of us will need a doctor.

Fem!Egypt: Ohhhh, you're just jealous.

Egypt: Me? Jealous of you? God bless your delusional heart..........If you have one.

Bulgaria: What am I doing here in this Mediterranean drama? I'm slavic, for god's sake! What am I doing here?

Greece: Want it or not, but you are stuck with us.

Turkey: *looks at Bulgaria* *smiles*

Bulgaria: T.T Not again....... *gets dragged with a rope by Turkey*