Egypt's shitty puns

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Egypt: Hey, Sudan, wanna hear a joke?
Sudan: I'm hearing one right now....watching it too.
Egypt: First of all, fuck you, second, fuck you too
Sudan: Come on, tell me the joke! *actually excited*
Libya: *casually walks in and listens to the joke*
Egypt: What did one Egyptian say to his other Egyptian friend when they farted?
Sudan: idk what?
Egypt: We toot in common. *tries not to laugh, but fails*
Sudan: *wtf face*
Libya: *completely ignores what he heard, but fails miserably too and ends up laughing*
Sudan: You know? That was too lame even for you dude.
Egypt: Oh, and lastly but not least, Fuck everything you love.
Japan: Then I better be hearing some moaning tonight or I'll be disappointed.
Sudan: *pointing at Japan* Can I kill him?
Libya, Egypt: Please do.

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