Hetalia Ships/ Randomness [Completed]

Let's get a little "punny"

America: Y'all, I want every one of you to tell me a pun!
Sudan: Well, that's fairly easy...
America: But there's a twist.. *takes microphone and walks on stage* *clears throat* Ladies and Gentlemen, Countries and Nations, today's contest of the year will be held by me~
England: What is that brat doing? Contest of the year? We never had that.
France: Let the poor boy live his 15 mins of fame.
Sudan: Please continue!!!!
America: You guys need to think if a pun, but the twist is: You need to make it related to your country!
China: Ugh, you westerners are getting kinda boring.
Switzerland: I came here for nothing, I need to go home immediately.
Amarica: And whoever wins...GETS TO BE FREE FROM ME. NO MORE JOKES. NO MORE RIDICULOUS IDEAS....and...... no more Trump.

All the Nations: *loud gasps* WE'RE ALL IN!!!

Japan: I read this thing, but it's a lengthy article on Japanese Sword Fighters but I can Samurais it for you.
England: I doesn't have a kidney bank, but I do have a Liverpool. *hehehe*
Afghanistan: It is tough to do inventories in Afghanistan because of the tally ban. *awkward silence* Yeah...it was bad...i know
*Sudden laughter from everybody*
France: Hmm, I think I can get the same response. Ahuum, those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine.
*Everybody just looks away*
France: Hey, not fair ;^;
Cuba: You see, visitors to Cuba are usually Havana good time.
Canada: Ah, nice one *high five*
France: I'll turn this around. NO way Aphganistan will beat me! Listen everybody! A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart. *awkward laughter from france*
*Blank stares*
France:.... ;^; Nothing?
America: Dude....its funny cuz Aphganistan said it.... You just killed it. Heeee? *wink wink*

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I'll probably continue in another chapter heheheh