Hetalia Ships/ Randomness [Completed]

!Operation Invasion!

Egypt: Who wants to invaded Sudan with me?
Libya: I'm hella into this! *excited *
Egypt: But I'm the one to take him.
Libya: Really? *disappointed* You won't give me anything?
Egypt: Nah.
Libya: *puppy eyes*
Egypt: Ugh, fine. You'll have some, but only a little.
Libya: Are there any vital regions?
Egypt: Yeah.You take the upper parts and I'll take the lower ones. *thinks hard* I think it's gonna be a little difficult for me to enter him, without him feeling any pain. I mean, after all, he is my brother and there will be blood, but...
Libya: Oh, don't worry. He'll endure it!
Egypt: Yeah, and why am I worried about him? I'm about to invade him.
*suddenly Egypt and Libya see a puddle of blood coming from the other side of the door*
*opens door*
Hungary: *holding  a pen and a piece of paper, writing excitedly * Oh! I didn't notice you there! *hides paper behind her back* *nervous laughter *
Lebanon: * pulls the paper out of curiosity* *reads* Oh my...* turns completely red*
Hungary: Shit...*She whispers to her side*
Egypt: *pulls the paper out of Lebanon's hand with irritation*
Egypt:........ *poker face*
Egypt's mind: !DANGER! !DANGER!
Egypt: Forget the invasion. *rips the paper into microscopical pieces*
Libya: Dude, what was written?
Egypt: An invasion plan.
Libya: That's good! Why did you rip it?
Egypt: Cuz it was a different type of invasion.
Libya: *confused* What?
Egypt: I was....You...Sudan...together over each other....doing....* embarrassed and completely red* Oh my....*sits together with Lebanon in the corner growing mushrooms*
Libyan:* Forever confused *