Hetalia Ships/ Randomness [Completed]

Egypt- A Strong and Wise Country

Egypt: *sulking and pouting in the dark corner, waves of depression over him*

Bulgaria: What's up with him?

Sudan: Saudi Arabia took Anubis.

Bulgaria: Why? *confused*

Emirates: Cuz Egypt ordered him to bite him, and now Saudi Arabia is pretty mad and Egypt is being punished now.

Serbia: *pokes his head from behind the wall* Wait... isn't he the older brother? Why would he let Saudi Arabia punish him?

Emirates: Just because he's older than us in years, doesn't mean he's accually more mature than us. Just look at him, *points at Egypt who's holding an Anubis plushie*, he's basically a baby in a man's body. 

Serbia: I pretty much thought he's from the really serious people. Wise, mature, strong...

All of the Middle Eastern and Arabic countries : *forced laughter*

Sudan: *accually crying and bending over from how hard he's laughing* That was a good joke! Tell me another.

Serbia: *utterly confused* What? I really thought the guy was wise and strong.

Sudan: *histarical laughter* Again!

Saudi Arabia: What's going on here?

Egypt: *jumps a little from fright but still stands in his corner a little bent over*

Sudan: This guy tells awesome jokes, he thinks Egypt is accually wise and strong. Can you imagen?

Saudi Arabia: Oh, really? *tilts head* And here I thought I lost hope that Egypt is still potrayed as a relible country. Good to hear people are still in that delusion.

Emirates: Tell me about it... *sigh* I also thou- *is suddenly cut of by a strange sound from underneath them*

*the sound suddenly shifts from downstairs to just outside the door*

*everybody looks at the door*

*suddenly Prussia runs in*

Prussia: I HEARD AWESOME!

Emirates: *pinches the bridge of his nose* I'm surrounded by idiots...