Sudan: Are you from Tennessee ?
Fem!Egypt: * looks him up and down for the obvious stupid question* No, I'm a Nazi.
Sudan: *visibly confused*Oh. Well, did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Fem!Egypt: I clawed my way up from hell.
Sudan: *desperately tries to impress her* You look cold? Wanna use me as a blanket?
Fem! Egypt : I'll burn you alive.
Syria: Give it up, bruh.
Sudan: *sits in the corner* I tried my best T^T
Egypt: *pats him on the back* Give up, you're too soft for a monster like her.
Sudan: NEVER!! SHE'S THE ONLY ONE FOR ME... I'll never love something as much as I love her.
Fem!Egypt: Wow, not sure though. Would you say the same thing if we're standing next to food? *raises eyebrow*
Sudan: *le shocked gasp* Food? Bitch, you ain't the same level as food. Calm down.
Fem!Egypt & Syria: Did he just ignore a woman for food? *shocked*
Egypt: *proud of his lil bro*
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Hetalia Ships/ Randomness [Completed]
FanfictionThis will be all about hetalia ships,well, not really. There might be lemon, there might be not, so prepare for your innocence to be eradicated... *cought* I mean, good luck. Pssss... there's also yaoi. You have been warned. Oh, also: There will be...
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