._.A Man and A Bitch Slap._.

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Fem! Egypt : My second name, Mariam,which means 'a loved woman'. That explains me soooooo much, like, I'm sooooo hot and gay men turn straight because of me!
Egypt : Yeah, because they thought you were a man.
Fem!Egypt: *may look calm but inside of her resides the anger of a million Eren Jeager's * I'm fine, I won't even listen to you anymore.
Egypt: *is about to open his mouth when suddenly Nadia sends him flying across the globe with her special bitch slap*
Sudan: *gasp*  I think I'm in love! *dramatical fainting*
Emirates: Pull your shit together! *tries to pull Sudan off of Fem!Egypt's leg*

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