Egypt: I'm doing fine *thumbs up*
*trips and falls* *breaks leg and arm* *falls down the stairs* *breaks one of his favourite pots* *burns the painting of his mother* *the house burns down* *gets attack by a snake* *gets bitten and poisoned * * " accidentally" kills Sudan and uses him to summon Satan*
Egypt: I'm still fine *barely raises his bloody hands to show thumbs up*
*sees Fem!Egypt approaching*
Egypt : GODDAMMIT!!! MY DAY IS RUINED, I'M GOING TO DIE!!!
*looks up to the sky* God, please take my soul before she --- *shakes head and looks down at the ground* I'm sorry, SOMEONE CLEAN MY THRONE BEFORE I ENTER.....Please?
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Hetalia Ships/ Randomness [Completed]
FanfictionThis will be all about hetalia ships,well, not really. There might be lemon, there might be not, so prepare for your innocence to be eradicated... *cought* I mean, good luck. Pssss... there's also yaoi. You have been warned. Oh, also: There will be...
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