Hetalia Ships/ Randomness [Completed]

England x Japan PART SAN(.....)

I was in my bed and Arthur......
Natsuhime : Ugh, I WANNA FINISH THIS!!!!!
Egypt : THEN FINISH IT!!!
Bulgaria : I WANNA KNOW!! ITS BEEN CENTURIES SINCE YOU LAST WROTE A FANFICTION!!!
Natsuhime : I wanna finish it, but I can't. Like, I wanna write, but not a fanfictin. We all know Japan's gonna get laid.
Egypt : * taking his belt off *
Natsuhime : * confused * what the hell are you doing?
Bulgaria : * hides behind me*
Natsuhime : * lookes at Bulgaria * * whisper* You're the man, I  should be hinding behind you!
Bulgaria : Sorry, but I'm not the manliest here, and by the way, you owe  me one.
Egypt : * gets closer* *evil look* *creepy smile* *belt in hand* hehehe...
Natsuhime : * angry whisper * I owe you one? FOR WHAT?!
Bulgaria : For sharing my bloody secret!
Natsuhime : Well, it wasn't a secret to begin with. Everybody knew about it!
Bulgaria : WHAT?! And why are we whispering?
Natsuhime : Because Egypt got into his 'mood' again.
Bulgaria : ......What?
Natsuhime :*gives him the 'are you an idiot' look * THAT mood!
Bulgaria : * white as a chalk* *gulp* Just for a fanfic?!
Egypt : I can hear you, you know. And I am in those moods, but not because a fanfiction, but because of that! *points behind us*
Natsuhime, Bulgaria : *relived* *looks behind* *heart stops*
Sudan : * sleeping on a couch*
Bulgaria : Um,... Ms, Egypt, I don't think that's a good idea.
Egypt : Its a bloody good idea! And when I say bloody, I mean it. *goes to Sudan* *looks at him with eyes full of mischief*
Bulgaria, Natsuhime : * walk away and hide behind a wall*
10 MIN LATER
Sudan: * screams* *looks around him* *covered in blood and guts*
Natsuhime, Bulgaria : *look* *gasp*
Sudan : * realise that thats not true blood, but still panics*
Natsuhime: * looks at Egypt*
Egypt : * shrugs* Did I say that Sudan is terrified of blood? *innocent smile*
Bulgaria : You're evil.
Egypt : Thank you for the compliment. *sends Bulgaria an air kiss*
Bulgaria : *dodges it*