Puns/Jokes *Modern*

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A/N: Let's just say a certain skeleton possessed me with his puns...

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Green Link:

It was a beautiful day outside (A/N: AND NO YOU'RE NOT GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME),people chatting,kids are playing.On days like these,girls like you.....

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Are lazy as hell.

You are laying on your bed,using your laptop and eating a chocolate cake.

Green was outside with his brothers,doing their work(helping people,etc.).

As you browse some more websites in your laptop,your phone vibrated.

"Hm?" you got your phone and turned it on.You had a message from Green.

You tapped your message icon of your phone and viewed Green's message.

Green: Hi,love♡

You smiled and replied.

You: Hi,handsome :3

Green: Just finished training with my brothers.Want something before I go over there?

You: Nothing,actually.

Green: I know you want something,(Y/N).I don't want to go out again while I am in your house now.

Green: Would you like a slice of egg pie(just deal with it) when I get home?

You then smirked evilly.

You: Oh!That would be an eggcellent choice!

Green: (Y/N) no.

You: Buy me one with an eggxtraordinary taste!

Green: (Y/N) I swear to god...

You: Aw c'mon,Green!You just scrambled up my day ruining my pun!

Green: Alright I'll buy you something else rather than egg pie...

You: But I got a dozen of them!

Green: (Y/N) ENOUGH....

Blue Link:

You and Blue are on a moutain trip.You two met new friends along the way,ate exotic food,and many more.

Unfortunately,both of you fell down into a deep pit due to Blue's clumsiness.

Blue was holding you by the waist,he tripped on a tree branch,making him fall into the pit with you.

Both of you tried to find ways on how to get out of the pit,but no avail.

You tried screaming for help.And then,a person who both of you happened to meet while on the way found both of you.

"Yanna(made-up name)!" You exclaimed.

"Oh hi,(Y/N) and Blue!What happened to you two down there?" Yanna asked.

"Long story short,we fell down,obviously..." you said.

"Anyway,Yanna,can you bring a rope in here and tie us a knot?" Blue requested.

"Um...I cannot." Yanna said.Yanna actually can't tie knots by the way.

"So you can knot!" Blue shouted.

You mentally facepalmed at Blue's mishearing(is that even a word? XD).

"No,I cannot knot." Yanna said from above.

"Not...knot?" Blue said to himself,confused.

An idea suddenly pops into your head as you grinned mischievously.

"Who's there?" you said to Blue.

Blue gazed ar you,veins popping out of his head.

Blue hates puns...

"(Y/N)...." Blue stated in a threatening tone of his voice.

"(Y/N) who?"

"(Y/N) we have NO time for jokes!" Blue exclaimed.

"Aw come on,Blue.You're gonna make my joke,all for knot."

More veins popped out of Blue's head and angrily smiled(damn XD) at you in frustration.

"......I can knot believe this..."

Red Link:

"Hey,(Y/N)!" Red exclaimed.

"Hm?What?" You replied.

"Knock knock." Red said.

"Red please enough of your puns..."

"(Y/N) this is different!" Red exclaimed.

You sighed and looked at Red."This better be good..."

"Knock knock!" Red continued.

"Who's there?" You replied.

"Olive."

"Olive who?"

"Olive you very much." Red suddenly hugged you.

You blushed at his knock knock just then giggled.

"Olive you too,Red."

Vio Link:

Vio is fiddling his fingers as he wanted to ask you something.

Vio seems to be insecure that you might not like him anymore due to you always away.

"Hey,(Y/N)..." Vio called.

"Hm?" You hummed.

"Um,be frank with me but...do you like me the way I am?" Vio asked nervously.

"Of course I like you the way you are,Vio!" You smiled.

"And..."

"And?" Vio asked,he tilted his head to the side in confusion.

"How can I be frank..." you paused.

".....if I'm (Y/N)?" You continued.

Vio stared at you with an 'unamused' look.

"....(Y/N) stop.PLEASE..."




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