Foursword Boyfriend Scenarios [DISCONTINUED]

MORE DAMN PUNS

A/N: Author-chan is determined to piss or laugh the hell out of her readers...

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Green Link:

"(Y/N) wanna go to the zoo?I miss seeing animals..." Green said,fiddling with his phone on the couch.

"We're going to the zoo?" You asked.

"Yes,now let's go and- "

"Great!Alpaca my bag and we're ready to go!" You exclaimed.

"(Y/N)..."

Suddenly,you got a notice from a certain app on your phone.

"Looks like a got a koalafication!" You chuckled as you turned on your phone.

"(Y/N) stop..." Green looked annoyed as hell.

"Oh!A new gadget advertisement!Very amoosing!"

"(Y/N) don't you dare tell another one- "

"What?!This gadjet is sold out?That's owlful!"

"ALRIGHT WE'RE NOT GOING TO ZOOS EVER AGAIN." Green stomped upstairs and went to his room.

"....Hawkward..."

"(Y/N)!!!"

Blue Link:

"Hey,(Y/N)." Blue called.

"Yeah?What is it?" You replied.

"What is your favorite weapon?" Blue asked.

"Um...a gun."

"What kind of gun?" Blue asked once again.

"Do you really want to know?" You questioned.

"Yes,I wanna know." Blue answered.

"Well...my favorite weapon is..." you paused.

"....a punisher!"

"(Y/N) CAN YOU JUST STOP WITH THE DAMN PUNS?!?!?"

Red Link:

Red got tired of thinking puns and realizes how corny they are(A/N: Sad life for me...)...

Vio Link:

"Hm...interesting..." Vio said as he reads a book.

"Whatcha reading?" You asked,peeking behind the couch.

"Facts about skeletons." Vio replied.

"Hm.Vio,do you know what's a skeleton's favorite instrument to play with?" You asked,forcing yourself not to smile.

"(Y/N) I know where this is going- "

"A trombone." You chuckled.

"(Y/N) no- "

"Why did the skeleton didn-t go to the dance?"

"No,(Y/N).Do not finish that- "

"Because he had no body to go with!"

"(Y/N) one more pun and I'll leave this house until the end of the day- "

"Who's the most famous skeleton detective?"

'(Y/N) I am dead serious about thi- "

"Sherlock bones!"

"......I'm leaving...