Bad Girl 101 [5SOS AU//completed]

46 p. 1: "Text Thread"

this is not really a chapter. im just feeling texting af (by @futuoharry ) so i decided i'd try tina with the crew.

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[Tina's POV]

(Group Text- Kirbs, Mikey, Ash, and Cal)

me: HELP

me: hELPP

me: h e l p

me: *screaming 4 help*

Kirbs: god tina stop moaning ik u doin' luke oK

Cal: wHAT

Ash: WHAT?!

me: WHAT !@#$%^&*@#$

Mikey: whoops videotape it pls.

Mikey: #lukinapornisreal

Mikey: woo so steamy ;)

me: god dammit keep this PG u whores

Ash: says the one who calls us 'whores'

Kirbs: wait why did u call for help?

Mikey: no tina dont press the red button

Mikey: flavor isnt important 4 condoms

Mikey: ur parents luv u ok theyre just shy to show it

Mikey: love yourself isnt about selena dont cry u jelena fangirl

Mikey: its alrgiht if one direction wont ever luv u

Mikey: ur not fat u r fluffy K

Mikey: ur tits arent little even if it's nonexistent oopsSS

me: what

Cal: what

Ash: what a bunch of weirdos.

Kirbs: why are we all saying 'what'?

Mikey: u dummies i just gave her a list of answers to wutevah problems she has

me: well it was none of the above, michael

Mikey: geez sorry just tryna help oK DONT JUDGE ME 4 BEING EBONY NIGHT JETBLACK INKBLACK JACKBLACK DARKBLACK OBAMABLACK BLACKBLACK OKK!!

Kirbs: can u please remove michael in this group chat

Kirbs: oops #soznotsoz

Mikey: kiRBY UA UASTUPID STUPID FAGGOT K

me: can u not fight and please help me

Ash: aww what's wrong tinsie?

Kirbs: *cough cough* that's my thing

Cal: did u accidentally kill luke?

Cal: ok dont tell me bc i gotta defend u in d court okok

Cal: but hide the body!

Cal: wash ur hands and dont leave any trace of blood!

Cal: cry and make up some credible fake backstory so ppl will pity u ok?

Cal: JUDGE JUDY HALP US PLS U R MY SAVIOUR MY LOVER MY LIGHT

me: Calum Hood- #2 Stupidest