Joe: "Toddlers are cute, but they need to stop bullying my daughter. #TheyStartOutYoungNow"
Murr: "Just so you guys know, my daughter does not look like a baby ferret."
Sal: "Walked by an aisle in Walmart that had posters of a bunch of rock bands. We walked by the Led Zeppelin one and my daughter begged to get it. How could I say no?"
Q: "You know you are doing something right when the first ever album your daughter buys is Elvis Presley's Greatest Hits."
