(Sent on April 22nd,Tuesday, 6.18 P.M. coming from Heywood Avenue)
To: j8208@russellhigh.edu
From: f2301@russellhigh.edu
That was my clear goal, thank you.
Fleur
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(Sent on April 22nd, Tuesday, 8.39 P.M. coming from Mistletoe Lane)
To: f2301@russellhigh.edu
From: j8208@russellhigh.edu
You’re feisty. That’s hot.
(You + hot) + (Me + unbelievably stunning, hot and gorgeous)
= You and your hotness + me and my unbelievably stunning, gorgeous, hotness
= School’s golden, hottest couple
Jeremy
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(Sent on April 23rd,Wednesday, 5:18 P.M. coming from Heywood Avenue)
To: j8208@russellhigh.edu
From: f2301@russellhigh.edu
I’m seriously not going to waste any more of my time at the school library just to write back to your idiotic words. And God, what did you tell Gina Harry?! I’ve been receiving weird smiles and giggles (ew) from girls and guys alike. You know Gina manages – hell, she is the rumour mill in Russell High.
Upset,
Fleur
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(Sent on April 24th, Thursday, 2.54 P.M. coming from the school library)
To: f2301@russellhigh.edu
From: j8208@russellhigh.edu
Those weren’t ‘idiotic words’. They were brilliant math.
Oh, nothing much. And I’m continuing to send you mails from the school library ‘cause I totally love your emails, especially the ones where you emphasize my unbelievable hotness, which I simply adore to the max, and I can’t wait to write back and read your replies.
Love,
Jeremy
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