(Sent on May 8th, Wednesday, 5.21 P.M. coming from Heywood Avenue)
To: j8208@russellhigh.edu
From: f2301@russellhigh.edu
For the last time, my name is Fleur, not Fiore. And I do not give a damn as to whether it is Italian or English, thank you; you just have to shut up.
Are you a girl in disguise?!
Fleur
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(Sent on May 9th, Thursday, 2.18 P.M. coming from the school library)
To: f2301@russellhigh.edu
From: j8208@russellhigh.edu
No, I don’t think so.
Are you lesbian? You seem excited about the thought that I’m a girl in disguise . . . plus, you already love me. Isn’t that a double-win situation for you? But sadly, I’m totally straight. Thanks for your concern, though.
Jeremy
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(Sent on May 9th, Thursday, 6.58 P.M. coming from Heywood Avenue)
To: j8208@russellhigh.edu
From: f2301@russellhigh.edu
Your comebacks suck.
Fleur
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(Sent on May 10th, Friday, 5.43 P.M. coming from Mistletoe Lane’s Internet Cafe)
To: f2301@russellhigh.edu
From: j8208@russellhigh.edu
Says the girl who has nothing to say but, “Your comebacks suck”.
Jeremy
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