(Sent on June 20th, Thursday, 8:34 P.M. coming from Heywood Avenue)
To: j8208@russellhigh.edu
From: f2301@russellhigh.edu
And that concludes the end of the Cocky Talk Show, hosted by Jeremy McCocky, your Cockiness!
Modest is utter bull. Please, dude.
Fleur
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(Sent on June 21th, Friday, 6:52 P.M. coming from Mistletoe Lane)
To: f2301@russellhigh.edu
From: j8208@russellhigh.edu
Hey! You just gave me a brilliant idea!
If I'm the host of the Cocky Talk Show, you'll be the host of Sarcastic Talk Show! Cool. We make a great pair, adding in the fact that we both simply adore each other.
Your beloved,
Jeremy
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(Sent on June 21st, Friday, 8:44 P.M. coming from Heywood Avenue)
To: j8208@russellhigh.edu
From: f2301@russellhigh.edu
Oh, thank you for the compliment. Of course you would adore me. However, you got your facts wrong. I do not adore you. My beloved would be also wrong. Thank you.
Fleur
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(Sent on June 22nd, Saturday, 11:21 A.M. coming from Mistletoe Lane)
To: f2301@russellhigh.edu
From: j8208@russellhigh.edu
I swear, if I play this on your own voice, you'll be the best monotone voice-user on earth.
Jeremy
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