(Sent on May 11th, Saturday, 5:31 P.M. coming from Heywood Avenue)
To: j8208@russellhigh.edu
From: f2301@russellhigh.edu
Clearly you deserved it for being such a stalker. How the hell did you know I was going to the mall?
Fleur
P.S. Can finally put another smiley face on my calendar.
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(Sent on May 12th, Sunday, 1.53 P.M. coming from Mistletoe Lane, BlackBerry Torch)
To: f2301@russellhigh.edu
From: j8208@russellhigh.edu
I wasn’t being a stalker! And, really, it’s impossible to say that your mind is warped.
Why?
It’s not just warped: it’s really warped. Extremely warped.
Jeremy
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(Sent on May 12th, Sunday, 2:18 P.M. coming from Heywood Avenue)
To: j8208@russellhigh.edu
From: f2301@russellhigh.edu
Well, if you want it to be normal (which means no kicks in the nuts anymore), stitching your lips together would be ‘totes’ good idea.
The above displays my brilliant ability to use ‘totes’. So there.
Fleur
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(Sent on May 12th, Sunday, 5:24 P.M. coming from Mistletoe Lane, BlackBerry Torch)
To: f2301@russellhigh.edu
From: j8208@russellhigh.edu
The internet café owner is ‘totes’ going to kick me out at this rate. I mean, I’m going there practically every day and I’m not even paying him the proper rates ‘cause I argued that I’m a ‘regular customer’. So can I borrow the wireless network at your house? Pretty please?
Jeremy
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