(Sent on July 1st, Sunday, 6:11 P.M. coming from Heywood Avenue)
To: j8208@russellhigh.edu
From: f2301@russellhigh.edu
I don’t like it. I love it.
Fleur
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(Sent on July 2nd, Monday, 8:22 A.M. coming from Mistletoe Lane)
To: f2301@russellhigh.edu
From: j8208@russellhigh.edu
That’d have saved my time if you told me that earlier, don’t you think?
Jeremy
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(Sent on July 2nd, Monday, 11:31 A.M. coming from Italian class, Apple iPhone)
To: j8208@russellhigh.edu
From: f2301@russellhigh.edu
You can use that time to get away from idiotic girls who don’t see that you’re utterly ugly.
Fleur
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(Sent on July 2nd, Monday, 2:22 P.M. coming from the school library)
To: f2301@russellhigh.edu
From: j8208@russellhigh.edu
Man, that hurts!
Jeremy
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