(Sent on May 26th, Sunday, 3.21 P.M. coming from Heywood Avenue)
To: j8208@russellhigh.edu
From: f2301@russellhigh.edu
I suppose it has never crossed my mind that you’re one to use metaphors, considering that your brain is the size of, what, a pea? And too bad.
Fleur
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(Sent on May 26th, Sunday, 4:53 P.M. coming from Mistletoe Lane)
To: f2301@russellhigh.edu
From: j8208@russellhigh.edu
Hey, that’s mean.
Jeremy
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(Sent on May 26th, Sunday, 5:32 P.M. coming from Heywood Avenue)
To: j8208@russellhigh.edu
From: f2301@russellhigh.edu
BREAKING NEWS! Jeremy McGinn knows the meaning of ‘mean’!
Fleur
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(Sent on May 27th, Monday, 12:21 P.M. coming from the cafeteria, BlackBerry Torch)
To: f2301@russellhigh.edu
From: j8208@russellhigh.edu
Why so snappy? PMS-ing?
Jeremy
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