(Sent on May 31th, Friday, 8:48 P.M. coming from the school library)
To: j8208@russellhigh.edu
From: f2301@russellhigh.edu
I must be an idiot for telling you this, but well, it probably boils down to something called revenge.
A few years ago, I fell out with my then best friend. Let’s call her Tiffany. Typical cheerleader name, I know, but she wasn’t a cheerleader. She was actually the only person nice in the school. Why we fell out, I won’t answer, so let’s move on.
Anyway, after we fell out, her mother (say, Rhiannon?) was angry and vengeful on behalf of Tiffany. And she posed as a boy and started chatting to me in a chat room. Being thirteen then and really naïve, I trusted the ‘boy’.
And I fell in love.
And the day I fell in love and fell hard was the day Rhiannon delivered the biggest blow. “I don’t like you.”
Now you know,
Fleur
* * *
(Sent onJune 1st, Saturday, 5:59 P.M. coming from Mistletoe Lane)
To: f2301@russellhigh.edu
From: j8208@russellhigh.edu
Rhiannon’s a bitch. Yeah.
Hey, that means you lied! You said you’ve never had a boyfriend before!
Jeremy
* * *
(Sent on June1st, Saturday, 8:48 P.M. coming from Heywood Avenue)
To: j8208@russellhigh.edu
From: f2301@russellhigh.edu
That’s the only thing you got out of my story? Dude, as upset as I am to say this, you never fail to make me laugh. And no, I didn’t lie to you. We didn’t go on dates – it was all online, naïve little me – so yeah.
Fleur
* * *
(Sent on June 2nd, Sunday, 10:43 A.M. coming from Mistletoe Lane)
To: f2301@russellhigh.edu
From: j8208@russellhigh.edu
Hmm. I suppose that’s still moderately acceptable. I’m still on my quest to make you fall in love with me, you know!
Jeremy
YOU ARE READING
Emails to the Arrogant Boy After Class
Humor"You guys make an adorable couple, even if he's an arrogant, cocky idiot who doesn't know that his true capability is 100% downwards from his assumed capability." What was meant to be sent to Fleur Dream's best friend, Jackie Heart, was sent to Jere...
