(Sent on June14th, Friday, 8:44 P.M. coming from Heywood Avenue)
To: j8208@russellhigh.edu
From: f2301@russellhigh.edu
My bedroom windows aren’t exactly accessible from the outside, Jeremy. And you have no right to categorize who are my friends and who aren’t my friends. You’re just my friend, buddy, not my anything else.
Fleur
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(Sent on June 15th, Saturday, 11:28 A.M. coming from Mistletoe Lane)
To: f2301@russellhigh.edu
From: j8208@russellhigh.edu
Fine. The time that you sent that email was stated on my email client.
I just liked the idea of stalking people. Sounds cool.
Jeremy
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(Sent on June15th, Saturday, 4:33 P.M. coming from Heywood Avenue)
To: j8208@russellhigh.edu
From: f2301@russellhigh.edu
You must be the weirdest guy that I’ve ever known. How could you actually like stalking people? Gosh. My whole opinion of you has turned upside down now.
Fleur
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(Sent on June 15th, Saturday, 7:39 P.M. coming from Mistletoe Lane)
To: f2301@russellhigh.edu
From: j8208@russellhigh.edu
Oh please, Fleur, I was just kidding. Your ant brain didn’t register that, I suppose?
Jeremy
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