(Sent on May 25th, Saturday, 4:58 P.M. coming from Heywood Avenue)
To: j8208@russellhigh.edu
From: f2301@russellhigh.edu
I just did.
Oh, and please thank your parents on behalf of me for letting me in to bash you up! Seems like they agree that you need a good beating to take your ego down by a peg as well.
Fleur
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(Sent on May 25th, Saturday, 5:21 P.M. coming from Mistletoe Lane)
To: f2301@russellhigh.edu
From: j8208@russellhigh.edu
You, my Fleur, have a screw loose in your head.
Jeremy
P.S. My keyboard’s probably spoilt now, because of you slamming my freaking head into it. You owe me a new keyboard.
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(Sent on May 25th, Saturday, 8:42 P.M. coming from Heywood Avenue)
To: j8208@russellhigh.edu
From: f2301@russellhigh.edu
I don’t have any screws in my head in the first place.
Fleur
P.S. Dream on.
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(Sent on May 26th, Sunday, 11:28 A.M. coming from Mistletoe Lane)
To: f2301@russellhigh.edu
From: j8208@russellhigh.edu
It. Was. A. Metaphor. And you so do.
Jeremy
YOU ARE READING
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