(Sent on April 30th,Tuesday, 8: 24 P.M. coming from Heywood Avenue)
To: j8208@russellhigh.edu
From: f2301@russellhigh.edu
Well, I’m sorry I was born this way.
Fleur
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(Sent on May 1st, Wednesday, 1.38 P.M. coming from the school library)
To: f2301@russellhigh.edu
From: j8208@russellhigh.edu
Lady Gaga? Don’t worry, your mommy loves you that way.
Jeremy
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(Sent on May 1st, Wednesday, 4:50 P.M. coming from the Heywood Avenue)
To: j8208@russellhigh.edu
From: f2301@russellhigh.edu
No. My parents are dead.
Fleur
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(Sent on May 2nd, Thursday, 12:13 P.M. coming from the cafeteria, BlackBerry Torch)
To: f2301@russellhigh.edu
From: j8208@russellhigh.edu
Sorry. About, you know, your parents. But eh, you’re a virgin (heard from some girls)? A freaking virgin? I don’t believe you. But anyway, where are you? Can’t see you anywhere.
Jeremy
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