(Sent on May 4th, Saturday, 11.12 A.M. coming from Heywood Avenue)
To: j8208@russellhigh.edu
From: f2301@russellhigh.edu
You’re making me truly regret it now.
Fleur
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(Sent on May 4th, Saturday, 3.28 P.M. coming from Mistletoe Lane)
To: f2301@russellhigh.edu
From: j8208@russellhigh.edu
One day, you’ll believe that my love is true for you. Only for you, darling.
And oh, was that a jealous look on your face when I kissed Marjorie yesterday during lunch? I notice things, you know. You can be honest with me, dear. We love each other, don’t we?
Jere
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(Sent on May 4th, Saturday, 4:49 P.M. coming from Heywood Avenue)
To: j8208@russellhigh.edu
From: f2301@russellhigh.edu
No, you Marjorie loser.
Get it? Major loser, Marjorie loser?
And oh, just in case you’re serious or anything, since I can’t see your face and judge your emotions, I don’t do relationships. It’s just not for me.
Fleur
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(Sent on May 4th, Saturday, 5.32 P.M. coming from Heywood Avenue)
To: j8208@russellhigh.edu
From: f2301@russellhigh.edu
Holy freaking shit. You sent a hamper to my house?! Apples, bananas . . . holy, are those lollipops?! You’re officially crazy.
Okay, I’m not going to freak out, but how the heck did you know where I live?
Confused and puzzled,
Fleur
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