(Sent on June13th, Thursday, 12.58 A.M. coming from Heywood Avenue)
To: j8208@russellhigh.edu
From: f2301@russellhigh.edu
That’s cheating! As a matter of fact, I have over ten friends. So please stop assuming. I ‘assume’ that you know that when you assume, you make an ass of ‘u’ and me?
Fleur
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(Sent on June 13th, Thursday, 2:12 P.M. coming from the school library)
To: f2301@russellhigh.edu
From: j8208@russellhigh.edu
Name the friends, then. And I’ll gladly make an ass of you, which means I’ve been assming all these while. Assming! I created a brilliant new word.
Jeremy
P.S. You couldn’t sleep yesterday?
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(Sent on June13th, Thursday, 5:58 P.M. coming from Heywood Avenue)
To: j8208@russellhigh.edu
From: f2301@russellhigh.edu
1. Jackie
2. (as much as I had to admit) you
3. The principal
4. The school secretary
5. Miss Smith
6. Myself
7. My soul
8. My body
9. My life
10. Me
Named ‘em, sucker! Your assming word sucks, too, by the way. Oh, and about the sleeping thing, how the heck did you know?
Fleur
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(Sent on June 14th, Friday, 2:01 P.M. coming from the school library)
To: f2301@russellhigh.edu
From: j8208@russellhigh.edu
I stalked you, and those are just stuff that you made up, so it doesn’t count. Therefore, you only have two friends, which means that I am right and you are wrong. So there.
Jeremy
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