(Sent on May 7th, Tuesday, 6:18 P.M. coming from Mistletoe Lane)
To: f2301@russellhigh.edu
From: j8208@russellhigh.edu
It was sarcasm!
Tell her I’m thinking about it. Just say that I probably won’t go. Or (the best trick ever), ask her with a confused look: “Why are you asking me to ask him? I don’t even know him!”
There. You owe me one now.
Remind me again why are you best friends with her if she’s so annoying?
Jeremy
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(Sent on May 7th, Tuesday, 8:24 P.M. coming from Heywood Avenue)
To: j8208@russellhigh.edu
From: f2301@russellhigh.edu
Well, you basically offered those ideas, so no, I do not ‘owe you one’ at all.
But the last idea worked, so, yeah, thanks, I guess.
And she isn’t that annoying. Hey, she did crush on you for three years! What do you expect?
Fleur
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(Sent on May 7th, Tuesday, 8:48 P.M. coming from Heywood Avenue)
To: j8208@russellhigh.edu
From: f2301@russellhigh.edu
She told me to tell you (she’s still obstinate that I’m in contact with you even though that tactic kinda worked) that she doesn’t like you anymore because you’re a jerk who leads people on.
I wouldn’t exactly agree with the “leads people on” part, but the “jerk” part? ‘Totas’.
That’s what girls in our school say, right?
Fleur
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(Sent on May 8th, Wednesday, 2:12 P.M. coming from the school library)
To: f2301@russellhigh.edu
From: j8208@russellhigh.edu
Really, Fiore? You’re really gonna do this?
I’m not a girl and I know that it’s ‘totes’, not ‘totas’.
And clearly she is lying. Who wouldn’t like me?
Jeremy
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