(Sent on June 25th, Tuesday, 5:52 P.M. coming from Heywood Avenue)
To: j8208@russellhigh.edu
From: f2301@russellhigh.edu
Well, my answer would be, "Yes, I can". And you're a really bad owner of those hormones you have. Such a pervert you are. I hope you won't 'get any', then you'll learn to keep your hormones in check.
Fleur
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(Sent on June 25th, Tuesday, 8:44 P.M. coming from Mistletoe Lane)
To: f2301@russellhigh.edu
From: j8208@russellhigh.edu
Why do you care about my hormones but not me? And anyway, I was just kidding. I'm saving myself up for you, I haven't gotten any for three days. Which is my best record, if I may say so.
As for your revenge, well, that was pure luck.
Jeremy
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(Sent on June 26th, Wednesday, 5:22 P.M. coming from Heywood Avenue)
To: j8208@russellhigh.edu
From: f2301@russellhigh.edu
You are just sore to be tickled. And three days? Seriously, bud. That's . . . oh, hell. Explaining to a person like you is pointless.
Fleur
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(Sent on June 26th, Wednesday, 8:19 P.M. coming from Mistletoe Lane)
To: f2301@russellhigh.edu
From: j8208@russellhigh.edu
Chillax! I was just kidding (again)! It's been two months. Is that alright now? (insert Jeremy's cute, adorable, 'ehmagawd-so-sexy' sad face here)
Jeremy
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