IT’S A FUNNY OLD LIFE
It’s a funny old life said the husband to his wife, now please pass the knife and butter
I’ve worked all day, I’m tired and grey, so where’s my beer and supper
The wife looked up, saying get it yourself, you lazy, bleeding bugger
Get off your arse, it’s on the shelf, if it’s not too much trouble or bother
I’ve just sat down, she said with a frown, I wish I’d married your brother
The husband glared, as if he cared, he’d secretly been seeing another
You can talk, you whore, you tart, you’re just like your old mother
I should have guessed you’d be like her, she was a downright nutter'
The wife enraged, began to shout as loud as she could utter
She charged at him, her face all red, he stood his ground but shuddered
It was a sight, those trembling thighs, all he could see was blubber
What could he do, fight or flight, he tried to speak but stuttered
Then in his hand he felt the knife, so swung with it and cut her
He sliced her throat, just like a goat, before she even muttered
She tumbled down, right to the ground, she didn’t seem to suffer
You’re out my life thought the husband of his wife, for years he had not loved her
It’s a funny old life said the husband to his dead wife, but in truth I have a new lover!
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RAPID CYCLING POEMS
PoetryA collection of random dark, funny, spiritual and emotive poems. Copyright 2003-2014 by J E BENNETT All rights reserved.