RAPID CYCLING POEMS

STAY OFF GOOGLE

STAY OFF GOOGLE

Don’t look to Google if you’re under the weather

Before long you’ll be at the end of your tether

Then you will wish that you hadn’t begun

When you discover you have herpes on the end of your tongue

I’ve found that it’s better to just ring my Mum

She seems to have been around since time first begun

Last time I googled I thought it was fun

To look up the boils that had appeared on my bum

Before I had finished I had a rare bottom tumour

It scared me so much I lost all sense of humour

It’s better to ignore the small ailments that bug you

In time you’ll get better, survive and pull through

Stress is a killer no Doctor can cure

It’s all in your mind, you’re ok; I am sure

So please stay off google if you think you are ill

Or lock and hide your laptop……….. that’s a better idea still.