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"Glad you enjoy my embarrassment." Claire pointed out and shut her locker. She could feel the blush disappearing from her cheeks and she thanked the God above.

"Claire, it's been two chapters." Adrian said.

"Huh?"

"I said it's been 10 minutes and you still haven't told me your birthday."

"Oh right, the conversation just keeps changing. It's on the 17th of August." She said and Adrian took mental note of that. "How about you?"

"January 3rd."

"Oh you mean January turd?"

Adrian scrunched his nose at Claire's attempt at a pun. "You know, I actually expect you to take a dump every 3rd of every month and stand there in front of the toilet, saying it's the turd."

"I may have done that." Claire said jokingly.

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