Rick Sanchez X Reader

Episode 7: Part 3 - That's Mime

A/N: For this chapter, all dialogue is spoken through the mind unless otherwise stated.

Your P.O.V

You stared in awe at the planet you found yourself in.  Unlike other planets you had visited, this one was looked like one giant zen garden.  Everywhere you looked were elegantly groomed plants and small, smooth skipping stones.  Everything was a lush shade of green and not far off you could see what looked to be a small town.

"Wha-".  As soon as the sound of your words collided with the atmosphere, all life within at least a hundred feet of you shriveled into black and crumbled into dust.  The only things still left alive were you and Rick, standing on a large black expanse.  You stared at Rick, clasping your hands tightly over your mouth.  Rick quickly placed his finger to his mouth, shushing you with an aggressive silence.  Quickly, he reached into his pocket, fishing out two small earpieces.  Placing one in his ear, he motioned for you to do the same.

"Y/N.  Hey Y/N!  You hearing this?"  Your eyes widened as you heard Rick's voice inside your head.  "Holy sh*t what are in these drugs!?!"  You thought, staring at the pill bottle in you pocket.  Rick placed his hand on your shoulder.  "Not the drugs. It's these."  Rick's voice entered your head again.  He pointed to the earpieces.   You opened your mouth to speak but Rick quickly placed his finger to his lips again.  "Don't speak!  One more word and this planet potentially could just implodes on itself!  Look what you've already done!"  He mentioned to  your dead surroundings.  "Just communicate through the physic transmitters.  It'll read all your controlled thoughts and relay them to me." 

You narrowed you eyes and tried your best to yell out your thoughts to Rick.  "I thought you said it was impossible for sound to exist here!"  Rick rolled his eyes.  "I meant literally for this planet.  We're aliens.  The Xliron planet is known for three things; its telekinetic technology, it's spa, and the fact that this planets biotic organisms contain so much methane that one spark would set the whole planet on fire."  "Well that doesn't sound relaxing at all!"   Rick shrugged.  "Well its either this highly explosive planet or I lock you in the bomb shelter for 3 days."  You shook your head.  You had already had to use that shelter two times before and each time you could have sworn you had seen the world's largest spiders.  You would take fire over spiders any day.

"Sppeeeakking of methane, we should probably move out of this black spot."  Rick said, kicking the ground.   You sniffed the air.  Rick was right.  The air around you was heavy with methane gas.  Must of been due to all the sudden death you may have caused.  "Well there's a town over there." You thought, pointing to the small structures in the distance.

Rick followed your finger and stared off to the horizon.  "That's the capital and largest healing center on the planet."  He thought to you, placing his hands in his pockets.  "Second best spa in the entire galaxy.  But also the quietest."  You nodded, listening to his thoughts.  "Well that's good."  You thought back to him.  He nodded.  Then, pulling a fist sized object out of his pocket, Rick clicked a button and it transformed into a small, hovering bike.  "Come on.  We better get out of here.  Thhhhhhheee locals don't take kindly to tourists destroying their property."  It was strange but you could actually hear Rick burp in his thoughts. Nevertheless, you hopped on the bike and the two of you set off for the capital.

A/N: Hey guys!  Sorry the episode is still so slow but next episode will have more drama, I promise.  I just didn't have enough time to write the drama part up and add it to this week's chapter.  (School's been really busy these past few weeks.  For example, I have 5 essays and 4 ppt presentations due Monday.  That doesn't even include my other assignments either.)  Anyway, hope you guys understand my description of the planet.  I actually think it's really cool.  I can't wait to write more next week!
~ <3 <3 ApoclaypseRaccoon (my life is a car driving downhill with no brakes)