I've seen a lot of Authors do this and wanted to see if it would work for this book. hehe.
Author: Do you guys have any opinions on what we should write about next? I'm drawing a dud after the whole bathroom thing.
Dimitri: It would be rather intriguing to add more sex scenes. *evil seductive chuckle*
Jared: *Glares at Dimitri* If by sex scenes you mean sex done with other people excluding Celise and Sloane sure. I'm sure you've attained a few STD's already so have no worries in that regard.
Sloane: *Chuckles* Brother, you know that Dimitri's a Vampire. There's no way he can catch any diseases.
Dimitri: If I do then you do as well. Have you forgotten our recent roll around, Ast.
Sloane: Shut the fuck up, Dimitri!
Author: Ah, well.. *cough* You see, it hadn't been intentional to throw that in.
Sloane: Oh yes, I've not even begun to strangle the hell out of you for throwing that scene in there. What the fuck even happened? Clearly we were supposed to just have a calm talk about what the hell was said in those scrolls.. OH and might I add that because of that stupid ass shit, you nearly got me killed.
Author: *rubs my forehead* You see.. the thing is.. DIMITRI'S THE ONE WHO LOST CONTROL NOT ME!
Dimitri: Ah, Author, you can't fully blame this on me. Although my sex appeal is rather excessive, Sloane has never been prone to any of my advancements.
Sloane: FUCK! Yeah, what in the actual fuck Author. Why'd I become a slut all of a sudden for Dimitri?! You went completely out of character for me just to let Dimitri get in my pants!
Author: Eh.. No.. it was Dimitri. Completely all of his fault. I mean, look at him. Right?
Celise: Author is kind of right, Slo. He's kind of sex on two legs.
Sloane: The third leg is what I'm most concerned about here, Cece. *Mumbles*
Jared: Please. I don't need to hear about my sister's sex life. Celise, stop looking at Dimitri.
*Dimitri languidly stretches exposing his muscles for everyone to see*
Author: *Fans myself* Hmm, ahh, well what about that thing?
*Points at the little Satan*
Little Satan: Don't fuck with me. Who told your twatty ass to write me in. Had some filthy mutt manhandling me. I'm royalty!
Sloane: Not this again. Assbag, shut your shitty mouth.
Cane: Huh? What's everyone doing in here? What the hell is that, Slowster?
Little Satan: I'M NOT A THAT! THIS DADDY IS ROYALTY, BOW DOWN TO ME YOU FLEABAG!
Author: Meeting adjourned.. you guys don't seem productive for my thinking ability.
Celise: Author, how about you get Jared to show more affection for me. *speaking quietly and sends a few winks my way*
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I've got nothing. My characters baffle me.
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Sacrifice (#1 Twin's Service series) UNEDITED
VampireWARNING: Not suitable content for younger readers. *Violence, Sexual Content and Language* In the following aftermath of the battle that nearly cost Jared and Sloane their lives, both have to come to terms with the powers they've gained. Not only w...
