Sacrifice (#1 Twin's Service series) UNEDITED

Chapter 26

(Sloane's POV)

What greeted me was the ceiling of my room and the smell of Cece's cooking still permeating the house. Thankfully the Spirits must've either listened to me and stayed away from my room or Isbal had done something. Unfortunately he couldn't figure out how to shut the window into the ShadowRealm that had ripped open at my bedside.

With that thought I glanced at the pulsating black hole of death. 'Taint' could be seen slithering slowly out from it and detaching to scurry off into hiding. I'm not amused. Isbal should have a way to clear the damn house. He needs to earn his rent somehow.

Tch! Another portion of Taint escaped the hole and flung itself the opposite of me before sliding underneath my door. Damn fuckers! My house is going to be a large blob of Taint miasma.

"ISBAL! Get your ass in here," I shouted as I flung the door open.

"The fuck?! You think your bitch ass calls and I shall provide, twat monster?! This daddy was just reducing the spirits in your room for your ungrateful ass."

I couldn't even respond to him. Why, you ask? The dumb prick was holding a shredder in his hands and slurping it with an invisible straw. His tiny puckered red lips were shaped into a little 'o' and inhaling between verbally assaulting me.

This Shredder was dragged behind his tiny stature and gave no resistance as Isbal clutched its throat within his claws.

I choked on my spit.

"You haven't been eating the Coven members out there, right? I'm all for you munching on the dead vampire souls but I still need to get info out of the others."

He gave me a disdainful look. "Shredders taste better. Anyfuckingway, why in sweaty balls did you call for me? I'm not having sex with you no matter how much you want a piece of my ass," he sneered as he gave me a once over, "Maybe in a century or two."

I rubbed my forehead. "Fuckface! Your penis is the size of a 5 year old's pinky finger. Even if I wanted to have sex with you, I don't think that nub can count as a dick. More like an enlarged clitoris. So please, fuck off with your nonsense. I need to know if there's anyway to purge the place of the Taint that's leaking over?"

Isbal sputtered at my insult and if it were possible his face turned more red. "MY PENIS IS THE BIGGEST! SO BIG I'D BREAK YOUR TWIG ASS IN HALF! I'D GIVE YOU TEN ORGASMS JUST BY ENTERING! FUCK, I'M GOING TO KILL YOU WITH MY DICK. CHOKE THAT DSL MOUTH OF YOURS WITH MY MONSTER DICK! .. oh, yeah I can get rid of that shit. I'm a mother fucking god. It's as easy as ... BITCH! MY DICK IS FUCKING HUGE! IF YOU WANT ME TO HELP YOUR PASTY ASS THAN ADMIT IT!"

Cece and Jared had joined us during Isbal's tirade on his huge cock. When I glanced over I realized Jared's usual skin color looked almost green and a sickly sweat was dripping off his chin. It was getting really difficult not laughing at both Jared's appearance and Isbal's large penis talk. Coupled together and I begun to look like someone waiting for an enema to kick in.

"ISBAL! YOUR DICK IS SUPER BIG! NOW FUCKING CLEAR MY HOUSE OF THE DAMN TAINT LEAKING OVER FROM YOUR PLACE!"

He preened at the mention of having a huge dick before he snapped his fingers with a proud look. I watched as shadows of slimy black substances were dragged from all corners of my house. They were smashed together and begun to writhe in ferver. Isbal paid it no heed as he dragged it and the shredder still in his hand through my bedroom door before kicking it into the opened portal.

"....."

"....."

"....."

Isbal threw the shredder onto the floor and begun dusting his hands together before turning back to me. "That should do it, ugly ass."