i might upload once every three years but for now it is dead, enjoy my old stuff :)) (when i update, they're mainly crackfics so feel free to make fun of them dhdjsk, it shouldn't be that hard to tell which ones are serious or not)
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~markip...
"Hey, where's (Y/N)? I haven't seen her since she was like three." Eddie looked at me, Mike furrowed his eyebrows, "Who's (Y/N)?" I smiled as I thought about her. "She's my little sister. And are you sure you want to see her? I mean, nothing's bad with her, it's just she's nothing like she was four years ago." Eddie warily nodded his head and I chuckled. "Okay." I got up and ran back into my house.
"Hey, (Y/N)!" She ran down the stairs, "What do you want, Dipshit?" She said with a smile. She probably didn't even know what she was saying. "Eddie's here. You remember him, right?" She nodded, "Yeah, the clean freak." I chuckled and ruffled her hair, "That's right. Come on, he wants to say hi to you."
Once we got outside, she ran into Eddie, which caused him to fall to the ground. "Aw, man, I got shit on my pants!" Eddie's eyes widened as she just wiped the dog shit off herself. He looked at me for an explanation, I just shrugged, "I told you, she's not three anymore, she's a proud seven year old."
"Hey, who are you?" Mike looked at her and smiled, "I'm Mike Hanlon, and you are the infamous (Y/N) Tozier, am I right?" She nodded, "Richie tells me that someday I'm going to have to go to this hell hole called middle school. But I'll be ready for it because I'm a tough bitch." (I'm so sorry for this 😅) Mike and I cracked up while Eddie tried to understand why she was saying this.
"(Y/N), why are you cussing? You're only seven years old. You shouldn't be like your brother." She smiled, "But I want to be like Richie, he's cool and funny and awesome and tough and he's a really nice big brother. And if he cusses, so will I." She stated proudly. 'Aw, this is why I love her and I'm glad to be her brother.' "Alright, Asswipe, go back upstairs, you're no longer needed here." She started towards the door, "Okay, shitface."
"Pussy."
"Dickhead."
"Fart Nugget."
She giggled, "Fart nugget? That's the best you can do? Fine, love you, asshole."
"Love you too, Piss Ass."
I turned around and sat back down next to Eddie. "Why are you just letting her cuss like that? She's gonna end up just like you and no one wants that. She used to be such a sweet little girl until you corrupted her." I shrugged and sighed, "I don't see it as 'corrupting', just leading the way. I do hope she ends up at least a little like me, though." Mike spoke up, "Why?" I smiled, "Because she's my little trashmouth, and I hope it stays like that, because I don't want Eddie's prostitute sister mentoring her." Eddie pushed me, "Shut up, Trashmouth." Mike chuckled, "Yeah beep beep, Richie."
(I know I know it's not that great.Hope you enjoyed the idea of this story, I guess not the writing and I promise that I will post the next chapters on time this week. Bye guys!)
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I had another story planned with Jack ⬆ but I read through and well...*read the gif above*
