Somehow (Bee & PuppyCat Author Insert)

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"Okay, I only have about two more days to post four more chapters. I got this. I got this."

Five minutes later...

"I don't got this! I repeat, I don't got this! Abort mission! Abort! Abort! Abort!" I sighed and sit back. 'Man, I need a distraction right now.' I looked around the room, nothing was happening, "I said, 'Man, I need a distraction right now!'" I shouted, still nothing happened. "Insert a damn distraction already!" I yelled to the other author.

Finally, and totally unexpectedly, a distraction, or rather a duo, appears in front of me.

"PuppyCat, are you sure we're in the right place?" PuppyCat looks at Bee angrily. "*Something that sounds like autotuned singing that is kinda high pitched*"

TRANSLATION
"Of course this is the right place, what do you take me for, an idiot like you?"

"Um, okay, hi, hello there, hey, yeah so, what are you doing in my room and how are you real?" Bee smiled, "Oh, that's easy. I'm Bee, and this is-" I cut her off, "Yes, yes, PuppyCat, you don't know whether he's a dog or a cat. I already know. My question was why and how are you here?"

She nodded, "Right, uh, I don't really know the details, PuppyCat won't tell me but if we want that cash, we need to go on an adventure with you. I don't know why, but we do, and PuppyCat just teleported us here so yeah." She chuckled nervously.

I looked back down at my phone, then back up to her. "Fine, why not? It should be fun."

Four hours later...

We all jumped through the portal that lead back to my world, "I've really gotta learn to keep my big mouth shut!" Bee chuckled and took a deep breath. "Well, that was fun. I hope I have more adventure with you soon." I looked down at the bloody gash in my arm, "Yeah, I don't." She chuckled yet again and began to get up.

Thankfully, they healed me before they left and PuppyCat gave me a special pair of Stranger Things pants. Bee told me that whenever I put them on, I will be able to do so many kinds of things, even contact them if I need to, though PuppyCat advised me not to because they'd be too lazy to go and save me and I'd end up dead.

"Oh right, I still have to update my book on Wattpad." I looked around the room as an idea popped into my head. I unlocked my phone  began to type in the title. "Okay, let's see, uh, 'Somehow, parentheses, Bee and PuppyCat Author Insert. Huh, this should be easy."

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