41| the bad pun

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Asanda | Carly
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"You look like crap"

"Gee thanks Reeds"

"Its my duty as your best friend!"

"Whatever"

"So what's up?"

"Everything"

"Whoa ... TMI Asa!"

"I mean... its fine I guess"

"Its not fine, otherwise you wouldn't look like... that!"

"Okay I'm not fine. I've been worried about Colton, because we like, argued but it was more him then me and then he started shouting at me and stuff"

"You didn't freak out when he shouted right?"

"At that time? No, I was just... frustrated"

"That's great then... carry on"

"That's all that basically happened except when he called at night--"

"He calls you at night?!"

"Yeah... I did tell you that"

"Ugh you're such a party pooper, you're into drama but you can't play along"

"That was bad"

"I think that was pretty good"

"That was bad, don't ever say that again in front of anything that remotely breathes"

"I think it was a pretty good pun, you're just jealous"

"All puns are bad in general Reeds"

"No. It depends on who says the pun and how they say it"

"I'm so not gonna argue with you about puns Reeds"

"You're so boring Asa"

"So I've been told"

"Its true"

"I don't care"

"Just carry on with your story"

"Oh yeah so like I said, when he called at night, he sounded sick"

"Sick as in--"

"Sick yes, I kept asking him if he was okay and I should hang up but he said that he was fine until he just suddenly screamed Ow! And then hung up"

"Well that's scary"

"Tell me about it"

"Do you think there's something wrong with him?"

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