Let's put an anime opening in there
LightBulb Jokes
How many Sebastians ( Black Butler ) will it take to screw a lightbulb?
None.
I'd rather want him to screw me. ;)
How many babies does it take to screw a lightbulb?
Apparently over 40, because my basement is still dark.
Why does Sebastian not like lightbulbs?
He's too dim. (WHEEZE)
Knock-Knock jokes.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Ciel's parents. (IM SORRY CAUSE BLACK BUTLER AND CDAWGVA)
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe start answering MY CALLS SEVEN?!
Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
Season.
Season who?
YOU LIKE SEASON 2?! MY LORD-
(screw black butler's season 2)
Cross the road jokes.
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?
Because he could've got stuck in a crack.
Why did Ciel cross the road?
Because he wanted to join his parents.
That's bad
So bad
Why did Boku cross the road?
Because it had No Pico.
Pick-up lines (oh god)
Lets do some math!
Let's add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide your legs and multiply!
(for gods sake)
Do you have a name? Or can I call you mine.
(adorable)
I may be only 13
(WHAT THE FUCK
NO
NO
NO)
I may be falling from heaven,
but the reason why I'm falling,
is so you can fall for me one day
( I don't know )
Here's a joke-
KISS KISS FALL IN LOVE-
ahahah
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