I got this idea from DDLC incorrect quotes so yeah
1:
Osomatsu: I'll speak french between your legs.
Tokoto: That's the hottest thing I've ever been told!
Jyshimatsu: I JUST IMAGINE SOME ONE SCREAMING BONJOUR AT A PENIS
Author - chan: SACRE BLEU, MODAMSELLE (I CANT SPELL ITS 22:46) VAGINA! HOHOHO TITTY CROISSANTS
Karamatsu: tITTY CROISSANTS-
Todomatsu: None of you should be ever having sex.
2:
Aya (Mad Father): So tell me, have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?
Ib (Ib): As a matter of fact, I have. We were on a blind date, he doesn't return my calls ... Says I was: " Too creepy ".
3:
Cardlin: THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING TALKING TO (NAME)?!
Author - Chan: WE HAVE ALGEBRA 2 TOGETHER!
Cardlin: ... THAT'S MY FUCKING GIRLFRIEND, BITCH!
Author - Chan: OH REALLY?!
4:
Author - Chan: Man this is the worst birthday ever.
@GOT7BTS_Fangorl : Is it because we got deleted?
Author - Chan: No because it's a little humid- OF COURSE ITS BECAUSE WE GOT DELETED!
5:
Sophie: Yello?
HL (Hentai Lord): What did you do?
Sophie: Alright, but you can't be mad at me.
HL: WHAT DID YOU DO?
Sophie: Okay, first- I was minding my own business-
HL: BULLSHIT!
Sophie: I waaaas!
HL: And exactly what happened whilst you were 'minding your own business'?
Sophie: So I was just chillaxing in my room like a baller, then all of a sudden Abbie kicked in my door!
Sophie: She yelled out,'Get on your knees!' and I responded with,'I'M NOT YOUR MOTHER LAST NIGHT!'
Sophie: And she took exception to that.
6:
Author - Chan: Hey, HL, can I have a sip of that water?
HL: It's not water.
Author - Chan: Vodka? Aren't you underage-
HL: It's vinegar.
Author - Chan: W..What?
HL: It's vinegar, pussy.
7:
Author - Chan: People are always like: "Are you a morning person or a night person?" and I'm like buddy I'm barely even a person.
8:
HL: Calling other people daddy is gross. (mate you do that like me-)
Author - Chan: STOP KINK-SHAMING ME!
HL: KINK-SHAMING IS MY KINK!
Author - Chan: (SCREAMS)
9:
HL: I know we don't always see eye-to-eye with things..
Author - Chan: That's because you're so short.
(OOF EXPOSED- lmao jk)
10:
Author - Chan: I mean I could just keep screaming into the void but I'm pretty sure it'll tell me to shut the fuck up at this point.
11:
*the squad go ghost hunting*
Author - Chan: You know, the spirits of this world can be really aggressive. So it's important to take all necessary precautions when approaching.
HL: *Beeps air horn at demon* GET FUCKED!
12:
*A friend of mine talking about DDLC with me*
Friend: I don't like Yuri because her name is another term for lesbian hentai, miss me with that gay shit.
oof
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RomanceIf you are an innocent lil snowflake with crushes on some characters, then be my guest. -3- But be ready for lemons EDIT 20/02/21 04:03am: PLEASE NOTE THIS WAS LIKE MY FIRST EVER ONE SHOT BOOK- ITS VERY CRINGY :D THANKS! <3 Started: 2/3/18(?) Comple...
